Today as I was making my lunch on my favorite biblically-correct bread (as ordained in Ezekiel 4:9), I noticed something rather peculiar, something shocking, something downright evil!
At first I thought it was the Virgin Mary, her image sprouted forth just as the Wheat, and Barley, and beans, and lentils, and millet, and Spelt had been sprouted per God’s baking instructions. I thought of the possibilities–could this be a sign? Perhaps a sign that I should sell this sandwich on eBay and finally pay off my student loans? (more…)

