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Lord of the Sandwich

Sunday, September 19th, 2010

Today as I was making my lunch on my favorite biblically-correct bread (as ordained in Ezekiel 4:9), I noticed something rather peculiar, something shocking, something downright evil!

At first I thought it was the Virgin Mary, her image sprouted forth just as the Wheat, and Barley, and beans, and lentils, and millet, and Spelt had been sprouted per God’s baking instructions. I thought of the possibilities–could this be a sign? Perhaps a sign that I should sell this sandwich on eBay and finally pay off my student loans? (more…)

Demystifying Personal Development: The Secret of Success in 2 Words (Video)

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Greetings growthy people! I had the idea today to do little videos on the subject of “demystifying personal development”—’cause vlogging is the new Tweeting, right?

Anyway, here is the first installment:

I don’t know about you, but I think I might just be the new wine marketing guy, except like for personal development instead of wine…because I don’t really drink alcohol.

If you have any questions about personal development, please ask me in the comments! I’m an expert and here to help.

Social Media Marketing Manifestos and Percocet

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

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With everyone and their dog out writing “revolutionary” manifestos, I thought I would throw something together for the social media crowd.  It is my hope that social media addicts will save some cash on those spendy membership sites that teach you how to turn twitter into some sort of money tree and instead read my manifesto (also I have oceanfront property in the Mojave desert for sale).  Seeing as I’m currently tripping on Percocet as a result of my wisdom teeth getting yanked out,  this post could be divinely inspired and I could be enlightened. Or something. (more…)