My (apparently former) friend Carlon posted a follow-up to my 17 Steps to Instant Success as a Lifestyle Designer entry:
Friend of the blog, Eric Schiller over at Beyond Growth recently posted about 17 Steps to Instant Success as a Lifestyle Designer. It made me laugh. It made me cry. But in the end, I was just pissed. I mean, what the hell does Schiller know about lifestyle design? Maybe I took it too personally since Eric probably didn’t know that I am a failed lifestyle designer.
You see, I read a couple of lifestyle design books and I thought, “hey, I can design my life like an Abercrombie commercial!”
So, I sold my stuff, went out and bought some cool Abercrombie fashion. Then, I made plans to travel to the beach. I wanted to go to the French Riviera but I am a member the “new rich” whereas the Riviera is for the ”rich rich”. So, instead I moved to some poor-ass country (where they didn’t even speak English!) and went to the beach.
Emphasis mine. Read the rest here: Lifestyle Design Sucks at Don’t Step in the Poop.
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Tags: Abercrombie, Carlon Haas, lifestyle design, Satire
The 17 Steps post was funny, as satire should be. Carlon's follow up wasn't, unfortunately.
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